"I wrote a movie based on my experience and my federal slavery civil rights suit that exposes the alien agency that is occupying America. My websites are all being censored? So it is difficult for me to pitch my story. Also, since I'm on the streets in an CESS Psycho alien agency(Cincinnati, OH) it makes things even harder(I'm being taken down unfairly).

I would like you to assist in getting the production studios interested (maybe they already stole my script idea and that's why the sites are censored?) Feed back is difficult since my email and voice mail is being censored.

I want front money and involvement in finishing the script (we can talk details later). If you find a studion that thinks the story is hot, wire me funds and I'll fly to LA(I was a homeless guy on the streets in LA back in 1994--part of the story). The story is in the X-Files genre and has Mulder investigating me and when I dissappear___the federal investigators fly to Chicago looking for me. They are in for a big surprise when they get to Chi-town and find out that the people there aren't!

Well, you'll have to read the script and find out the rest! Contact me promptly if your interested!"

INT - DARKNESS

We can't tell where we are just yet, it's dark, and the camera seems to be lying on the ground, pointed at a wall. cables run along the linoleum tiled floor. the wall is cinderblock.

Suddenly, rough hands grab the camera and spin it around. We see LARS. The hands are his. He sets the camera on a box so we can see his face, framed in the lens. Behind him we see a brightly lit stage. Lars holds up a stack of CUE CARDS and starts holding them, one after another, in front of the cameras. EACH SENTENCE APPEARS ON ITS OWN CARD. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY HE WILL SPEAK THROUGHOUT THIS VIDEO:

LARS (VIA CUE CARD)
Hi, my name is Lars Theriot. In order to show how I would make a good candidate
for ABC's The Mole, I've decided to sneak backstage to a taping of The Price is Right.

Lars leans to one side and points over his own shoulder. Now we can see that BOB BARKER is standing on the stage shouting COME ON DOWN!!! The familiar PRICE IS RIGHT MUSIC plays as a prospective contestant goes ape-shit.

LARS (VIA CUE CARD)
Now, some statistics on how I got here. Number of lies told 17; Number of misdemeanors
committed: 14; Number of felonies committed: 2; Number of twinkies stolen from CBS
commissary: 2

Lars holds up a packet of Twinkies.

LARS (VIA CUE CARD)
And I did it all for you, the good people at ABC.

Lars runs out of cue cards and dons a huge shit-eating grin.

A HAND moves into frame and hands Lars another CUE CARD. Lars holds it up to camera, his smile disappearing.

LARS (VIA NEW CUE CARD)
Security is coming.

Lars pulls another, smaller card from his pocket which reads:

LARS (VIA LAST CUE CARD)
I must flee. Avenge me!!!

He runs off camera. Seconds later, six uniformed pairs of legs run past the camera. In the background, BOB BARKER looks over his shoulder, distracted by strange sounds off-stage.