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Friday, October 27, 2000

There's a very good column at the Fox News website you should all check out. It's called Junk Science and is devoted to pointing out the silliness of some of the anti-scientific activist groupsmaking life difficult for companies out there in the world. Recent columns have attacked the group who used scare tactics to get Taco Bell corn tortillas taken off the market because of genetically altered corn, and the various doomsday claims made by Al Gore in "Earth in the Balance." This week's column discusses the wacky "no-nukes" crowd's attempts to get NASA to stop using Plutonium fueled power cells. Check it out.

Also, I went to the Junk Science Website and found an article which points out that research has shown that dioxin, while very deadly to Guinea Pigs, may have no consequences whatsoever for humans, which would make invalid the entire section of the Saigon War Remembrance Museum devoted to the horrors ravaged on that country's people by the dioxin contained in Agent Orange.
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It's time to give J a public flogging via the 3LP blog. J, who swore he was coming out to LA for the Halloween Bash, is not only not coming, but ain't got da balls to call and say so personally. Shame on you J!!!

Although, the Jimmy Page story was very cool... so maybe it's OK after all.
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Thursday, October 26, 2000

And you thought 3LP was the home of the Angriest of Pens. Well check out this tirade from O'Reilly, of Fox News' O'Reilly Factor.

"The New York Times says Hillary Clinton is the best candidate for the Senate in New York State and that's the subject of this evening's Talking Points Memo.

I have just one question: Are these Times' editorialists mad? Are they completely insane? What are they thinking over there?

Last week you heard me say on the Factor that I can understand anyone voting for Al Gore or George W. Bush. I understand why people are supporting either of those candidates. Their positions and personalities have been revealed to the American people and any vote here is a responsible vote.

But I simply cannot understand how any American citizen could cast a vote for Hillary Clinton simply because the record shows without a doubt that this woman has a major problem with honesty.

Here's what The Times said in it's endorsement of Mrs. Clinton:

'The investigative literature of Whitewater and related scandals is replete with evidence that Mrs. Clinton has a lamentable tendency to treat political opponents as enemies. She has clearly been less than truthful in her comments to investigators and too eager to follow President Clinton's method of peddling access for campaign donations. Her fondness for stonewalling in response to legitimate questions about financial or legislative matters contributed to the bad ethical reputation of the Clinton administration.'

Remember, this is an endorsement! The Times wants this woman in the Senate. The paper believes quote 'Mrs Clinton is capable of growing beyond the ethical legacies of her Arkansas and White House years.'

What ever happened to holding people accountable for their actions? This is unreal — a bizarre move by the most powerful newspaper in the country to install a corrupt woman in the Senate.

This isn't about Republican or Democrat, liberal or conservative. This is about honesty. The first responsibility of an American citizen is to elect people who are trustworthy — that's our first responsibility.

Are not The New York Times editorial board Americans? What is going on here this is an outrage.

I have had it with the Clintons and their sleazy, manipulation of the law. I am completely fed up with the White House being used as a crash-pad for money men. I am disgusted that the Oval Office was disrespected and that the whole group in there justified tawdry behavior time after time.

Again, this has nothing to do with political philosophy — this has everything to do with the dignity of our country.

Unlike The New York Times we do not endorse candidates here on The Factor. But I will never, ever, cast a ballot for anyone who has been quote 'less than truthful to federal investigators.' Call me crazy or partisan or whatever you want. I want honest people in government and so should you.

And that's the memo."

AMEN BROTHER!!!


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I just had lunch at Panda Express and my fortune cookie said "You will walk on the soil of many countries." Well thanks. Tell me something I don't know!
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Wednesday, October 25, 2000

Hey, did you know they discovered a new planet in our solar system while we were gone?
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I keep forgetting to mention this cause it turned out to not be a very big deal, but I was involved in a hit-and-run last night. I was driving home and I stopped for a light and the guy behind me rear-ended me. He didn't hit me very hard, but I pulled over to check it out and he just took off. It was dark so I saw neither the license plate nor the driver. There was no damage, at least to my car, but it sounded like somebody got f'ed up though, so I hope the bastard got all messed-up. Pretty unbelieveable.
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Alright, alright, enough about jetlag for godssake, back to the real world. Now, as everyone knows, we are well into Laaz's favorire month of the year and are very close to the two days that make it his favorite month, Halloween, and Laaz's Halloween Bash! The Bash will be held on Saturday October 28th at 2151 Glendon Avenue in LA (just south of Westwood), also known as Tate Ranch. Show up anytime after 8pm and you'll be fine. Costumes are a must, as always, and you might want to take some qualudes or something before you leave so that you're nice and calm on arrival.

Bring something to drink for godssake!

Oh, and if you want to see some pictures of parties past to whet your appetite, they are over there on the left under the "photo essays" heading.
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Yes, but to force yourself to a regular schedule, you have to force yourself awake; there's not really any way to force yourself asleep, as I discovered last night, tossing and turning in my bed for over an hour. But I got an awfully long road to hoe (is that the expression? I've no idea. How do you hoe a road anyway?) to get to 10pm tonight. I guess I'll give it a shot.

On the plus side (notice I manage to find one positive thing in each of my posts?), my car started this morning with much greater ease than it did when I drove home from my parents' house last night, so I guess I'm out of the woods on that problem. Now I just have to manage to ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Oh, sorry, my forehead fell on the keyboard there. Anyway, I just have to manage to stay awake for, let's see, one, two, three, four . . . uh . . . five, six, seven . . . whew . . . eight, nine, ten, ELEVEN hours. Okkkaaaay. No problem. Let me just, uh, go get something from my bed...
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Well, I don't want to jinx it or anything, but I think I might be fine. I felt like shit all day yesterday, but I powered through and stayed up until 10:15 pm by watching Erin Brockovich on pay-per-view. Then I went to sleep and stayed that way until my alarm went off at 7 am. So theoretically, that should be it. I'll keep y'all posted as the day wears on, but I think it's over. The secret is, torture yourself for two days by forcing yourself onto a regular sleep schedule, no matter how much it hurts... and it hurt bad.
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Oh God, I've never had jet lag anything like this before. I've been trying to sleep for the last hour (having been awake all night, of course) and been unsuccessful, so I've decided to get up and go to work. I don't know how useful I'll be there today, but I've been gone three weeks already, so I guess I ought to put in an appearance. It would feel less weird getting up now if there was some evidence of the goddamn sun. Helllllooo! Sun? Where are you? The sun rose so early in Vietnam. But I guess this is what happens when you move 18 degrees to the north and set your clock forward an hour. (Remember, Vietnam doesn't do daylight savings time.)

Good news, though, my bags arrived, in fine shape, about four hours ago, at 3 am. (Yes, I told them it was okay to deliver it that late as I was wide awake, and knew I would definitely need a shave this morning. I last shaved approximately 60 hours ago.)

Well, that's it for me. I'm off to the shower... Hope my car starts, cause I plan to stop at McDonald's on the way to work cause I am STARVING. Jeez, I'm screwed up. See ya later...
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Tuesday, October 24, 2000

Well, my jetlag has not gone any better than Lars', although I did get more sleep. I got home at about 1:15am, and despite having been awake for over 29 hours, I didn't feel at all like going to sleep. So, I was up until about 5:00am, when I finally decided I had to go to bed. But, even then I couldn't fall asleep. By time I finally fell asleep, it was around 6:00. I then slept for nine solid, uninterrupted hours, waking up at 3:00pm. Now it's 11:00pm and, since I'm planning to go to work tomorrow, I'm hoping I'll have less trouble falling asleep. Hampering that somewhat is the fact that I'm expecting delivery of my baggage sometime between now and 1:00am. (It was either that or tomorrow between 8 and noon, so I chose tonight.)

By the way, according to Northwest's web site, the 3:45 flight I was supposed to be on ended up leaving 2 and a half hours late at 6:17, arriving in Minneapolis 2 hours and 45 minutes late. So, I think I made the right choice.

Other things I came back to included a dead car battery and a dead cable box. I got a jump start for my car (hope the charge lasts through the night) and I swapped the cable box in my bedroom for the one in my living room. Now I'll have to deal with the cable company, though. Ugh. I hate them. (Who doesn't.)
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Ugh... the body clock is an amazing thing. I was in a meeting and at about noon, I started to get really cold and I could NOT keep my eyes open. I managed a little rudimentary math and figured out that it was somewhere in the neighborhood of two in the morning in Ha Noi and that what I was probably experiencing was my body lowering my internal temperature in anticipation of me going to sleep any minute. Weird.
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Well, my jetlag recovery strategy almost worked exactly as planned. I had no trouble staying up, even though I felt really exhausted and a little loopy towards the end of the work day. People would be talking to me for long stretches and I would suddenly realize I had no idea what they were talking about. But I didn't feel sleepy and for a while I was worried that I had reached some bizarre state where I was so tired that I wouldn't be able to fall asleep.

But then, in the middle of a Kurt Angle speech on Raw is War about 9:45, I passed out cold on the couch. Fortunately, I woke up five or ten minutes later and immediately got up and went to bed.

Problem was, I woke up at 3 am and couldn't go back to sleep. Apparently, my brain thought there was something wrong with trying to sleep more than 5 hours at a stretch, at 6 o'clock in the evening (Vietnam time). I laid in bed anyway, thinking I might fall asleep again, which I did finally, around 6. But then my alarm went off at 6:30. But, wanting to take advantage of being sleepy again, I recalibrated my alarm for 7, and went back to sleep for twenty minutes or so. I figure I got six hours max last night, and that may be too generous. I'm still very very tired. Hopefully I'll make it through the night tonight and should be fully recovered by tomorrow.
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Whew! I'm now in my apartment, having walked out of the Classic Hotel 29 hours ago. And you know what? I'm a little bit tired. Oh and I should mention that my luggage is not here. See, it was 3:15 and I was standing at Gate 24 of the Northwest Airlines terminal at LAX, waiting for the boarding process to begin for my 3:45 flight to Minneapolis, where I had a 52-minute layover before my flight to Washington Dulles, and I was casually reading the electronic sign behind the check-in desk, when I noticed it went from saying "Departs 3:45" to saying "Departs 5:00". Well, I didn't much care for the sound of that. It was a scrolling sign, so I gave it one more cycle (about 10 seconds) to right itself, but the sign continued to insist that the flight was departing at 5:00.

So, I walk up to the desk and ask one of the two gate agents what the deal was. Well, I guess I was really on top of things, because the gate agent I asked actually didn't know about the delay yet herself, although her coworker was at that moment picking up the microphone to announce the always-dreaded "mechanical delay". Her announcement said that it would take the mechanics an hour just to give us an estimate on the departure time. (Visions of the movie Airplane: "Can't you take a guess?" "Not for another two hours." "You can't take a guess for another two hours?")

As you might imagine, by this point there was quite a line forming behind me, and boy was I glad I was at the front. The gate agent quickly realized that there was no possible way for me to make my connection in Minneapolis (52 minutes, remember?) and my connecting flight, scheduled to arrive at Dulles at 1:14am was the last flight of the night. So... she booked me on the next available, non-stop, United flight! Oh thank God! The last thing I needed was to have to take TWO more flights. Non-stop flights make all the difference in the world. So, I hike across the center of busy LAX, past the pretty restaurant, or whatever that thing is, over to the United terminal. I was please to find out that, while the Northwest flight was going to be quite full, my United flight was practically empty. In fact, it was as empty a flight as I've seen in years, with the notable exception of our flight from Hong Kong to Ho Chi Minh City. I had the whole row to myself, as did everyone else in the last 10 or so rows, at least the rows that actually had anybody in them at all. So, we were able to stretch out, which was nice. And, on top of all this, the flight landed a half-hour earlier than my original Northwest flight was scheduled to.

But of course, the one big catch in all this, was that the Northwest agent said they would not take my baggage off the plane. (Which is odd, from a security standpoint. I thought the airlines get a little antsy transporting luggage whose owners suddenly decided to take a different plane. In fact, our flight from Hong Kong to LAX was delayed today (yesterday? day before yesterday? who the hell knows at this point!) for that very same reason. There was a group of 20 people travelling together, and three of them had passport problems and couldn't fly, so they had to find all 20 people's luggage, unload it all, separate out the 3 people's luggage, then load the other 17 back on the plane. Sheesh.)

But, I put my faith in Northwest's baggage handling system, because, on balance, I'd much rather spend tonight in my own bed without my luggage, than in a Minneapolis hotel room with it.

So, there you have it. Now it's 2:00am, I've been awake for over 30 hours, not counting little naps on airplanes, and I'm sitting here reading our site. I uploaded the large format pics from day 12 and day 13. (Oh, it's nice to have a fast, reliable internet connection after a week in Hanoi!)

Lars, we're getting quite a response from the dramatic cliffhanger at the end of Day 13. We should try to get Day 14 up as soon as possible. Unfortunately, people obviously know we survived our ordeal, so part of the surprise is ruined. Oh well.

Anyway, I guess I'm going to bed soon. Goodnight, all, and keep watching the skeeees. I mean, the site.
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Monday, October 23, 2000

Well folks, we're back. Hope you all had fun readin' about us doin' the Nam. Right now I'm at work, a mere four hours after walking out of the airport, mainly because I realized that if I stayed home, I would promptly fall asleep on the couch, then wake up at 3 am and blow my whole jetlag recovery plan. So I decided to come into the office as a way to distract myself from my exhaustion.

We will be posting the rest of the trip ASAP. Mike is still traveling, poor bastard, and won't be home until 1 in the morning East Coast time, so might be a couple, three days.

We'll keep you posted.
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