Those SprintPCS bastards!
A couple months ago I decided to get a new cellphone. My Nokia was acting crazy, with all kinds of weird crap on the display, make it pretty much unreadable. The phone still basically worked, in that I could make and receive calls, but if I wanted to do anything else with it, I'd have to have memorized the menu options. Now occasionally, the problem would go away and it would act perfectly normal for a day or so, but then it would right back to spewing gibberish. So, I waited until Amazon had one of their $50 coupons, and bought a new phone last week. It's amazing how tiny and cheap phones are nowadays. I paid $79 for mine, after the coupon. Now, I should probably take a moment to point out that my Nokia no longer needs replacing. It's actually been acting perfectly fine for about a month now. However, I promised myself a new phone, and I'm not the kinda guy to go back on a promise, especially one that lets me get a new toy to play with.
I went home this afternoon to take Jade to the vet, and saw a FedEx guy waiting for the elevator holding an Amazon box. I asked him if that was for 702 and, luckily for me, it was. (Why lucky? Well, for some reason that I can't quite fathom, my condo and FedEx do not get along, which means that FedEx either will not or cannot leave packages at the front desk. UPS can, the Post Office can, but not them. So this makes it a real pain whenever I receive something shipped by FedEx. Unless of course I happen to find myself sharing the elevator with the FedEx guy on the right day, but this is the first time that's actually happened.)
So I've got my new phone, which is at home charging its battery, and I go onto the SprintPCS web page to find out what I have to do to transfer my service to the new phone. And this is where the bastardness comes in. They have a $34.99 "phone activation fee." Now what the hell is that? That's almost half of what I paid for the damn phone, and is equivalent to almost three months of service for me! I can't imagine what sort of Herculean effort is going to be required on their part in order to justify that fee. In fact, you're supposed to be able to do the transfer right on their web page, which means it shouldn't even require any human labor. However, when I try to do it on the web, I get an error. Which means I'm condemned to one of two fates: calling Customer Care, or visiting the SprintPCS store. Those of you who have ever had to call SprintPCS Customer Care, or waited in line at one of their stores, know what a difficult choice that is. Ugggh.
(And a special extra thanks to the bastard-like Blogger, for eating that entire post and making me recompose it from scratch.)