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Friday, June 29, 2001

An interesting tidbit of naval history forwarded to me by Reid Davis' dad:

This is a true story. Some may have read of this. For those who haven't, perhaps you'll gain an appreciation of why Josephus Daniels is both vilified and admired within the US Navy. The following tale is from the history of the oldest commissioned warship in the world, the USS Constitution. It comes by way of the National Park Service, as printed in "Oceanographic Ships, Fore and Aft", a periodical from the oceanographer of the US Navy.

On 23 August 1779, the USS Constitution set sail from Boston, loaded with 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of water, 74,000 cannon shot, 11,500 pounds of black powder, and 79,400 gallons of rum. Her mission: to destroy and harass English shipping.

On 6 October, she made Jamaica, took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300 gallons of rum. Three weeks later, Constitution reached the Azores, where she provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 2,300 gallons of Portuguese wine. On 18 November, she set sail for England where her crew captured and scuttled 12 English merchant vessels and took aboard their rum. By this time Constitution had run out of shot. Nevertheless, she made her way unarmed up the Firth of Clyde for a night raid. Here, her landing party captured a whiskey distillery, transferred 13,000 gallons aboard and headed for home.

On 20 February 1780, the Constitution arrived in Boston with no cannon shot, no food, no powder, no rum and no whiskey. She did, however, still carry her crew of 475 officers and men and 18,600 gallons of water.

The math is quite enlightening: Length of cruise: 181 days. Booze consumption: 1.26 gallons per man per day (this does NOT include the unknown quantity of rum captured from the 12 English merchant vessels in November). Naval historians say that the re-enlistment rate from this cruise was 92%.

(REUP NAVY)
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Thursday, June 28, 2001

Uh-oh, Asian mosquitos are headed this way. Watch out, these little suckers are nasty. Schwartz and I have a little personal experience with the bastards from our days in 'Nam. Particularly, at the Perfume Pagoda, where they were all over me like white on rice.
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Wednesday, June 27, 2001

yet another myth falls to the inexorable march of technology.

By the way, also on the fox news site is an article mentioning a report out of Houston that says the baby killing mom may be pregnant. Not this is not interesting to me except for the comment by the woman's lawyer which is meant to deny the rumor, but which is, to me, a brilliant example of the kind of legalese that makes people hate lawyers. Says he, "There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that she is pregnant."

You know, if you read that really fast and don't think about it, it almost sounds like a real-live denial.
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Tuesday, June 26, 2001

There's a DJ I listen to each and every day named Tom Leykis. This guy has a recurring joke wherein each time a person calls up and tells a story that is ridiculously lewd, or off-color, or weird, like some guy will call in and say he slept with his sister, Tom will stop and annouce in a very serious voice "Attention advertisers. You too can reach this prime demographic."

Anyway, there was a freeway chase here the other day while Tom was on the air and he was discussing it while he watched. At one point he said , "ya know, this guy's gotta be listening to something. Wonder if it's me?" So he said "Hey guy in the van, if you're listening, wave or something." Sure enough, a second later, the guy sticks his hand out the window and waved. Tom was laughing so hard, he couldn't get the "attention advertisers" announcement out for a good five minutes.
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Sunday, June 24, 2001

So, apparently Laaz climbed a mountain last weekend or something. Here's the story with pictures.
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